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  Merpeople language: words and phrases that merpeople use  Merkind (humankind/mankind) Bullshark (bullshit) O-fish-ally, Ofishally (officially) Son of a swordfish (son of a bitch) Mer-mazing (amazing) H2OMG (omg) Merfriends, Merbesties, Gillfriends, Gillbesties, (Besties, Pals) Mer-riffic (Terrific) Shellphone (Phone/Cellphone) Shello (Hello) Shellfie (Selfie) Sea-riosuly (Seriously) Dolphin-ately (Definitely)  Shellebrate, Shellabrate, Shell-e-brate, Shell-a-brate, Shella-brate, (Celebrate) Shellfish, Sell-fish, (selfish) Shore Thing (Sure Thing) Curren-sea (Currency)  Seasticks (chopsticks) What up, fishes? (whats up bitches) S’whale (Swell) Krill, Kriller, Krilling (kill, killer, killing) Namerste, Na-mer-ste, (Namaste) Sofishticated, So-fish-ticated, (sophisticated) You mer-make me smile (You make me smile) Merm's the word (Mum's the word) Have a fintastic day. (Have a fantastic day) Seacret, Sea-cret, (Secret) Seariously, Sea-riously, Sea-rious, Sea-riousl...

 Throughout history, merpeople have been seen by many people, yet it's still hard to spot them. They are good at hiding from people. Maybe this list will help us spot them better... Let's start with what merpeople look like:  Obviously, we know merpeople as half human half fish, but what if they are in a human form. Yes human form, in a lot of stories merpeople can make themselves have legs.  Merpeople will most likely wear colors we see in the ocean and sea, blue, green, indigo, aquamarine, black, coral, orange, yellow, red, aqua, pink, purple, grey, white, etc.  Some merpeople wear jewelry, that jewelry will (probably) have something to do with the ocean and/or sea. Sea shells, pearls, sea glass, coral, sea stars, etc.  Merpeople will have hair that looks like it just dried from being in the water, look for wavy hair.  Merpeople will most likely wear shoes that are easy to take off and are open-toed. Merpeople can have any skin tone/color and any hair col...

 We should start on how to look like a merperson, merpeople have a specific look to them. How to look like a merperson: as a merperson you would probably want to blend is as much as you can so you would probably want to wear similar things to other people, so just dress like you always have, but you can still add some ocean/sea elements to how you look. 1. Wear clothes with colors from the ocean/sea, blue, green, coral, orange, yellow, indigo, red, aqua, pink, purple, grey, black, etc. Wear a seashell top or something with fish scales on it. You could wear a pencil skirt or a mermaid dress.  2. Get a mermaid tail, there are mermaid tails you can buy and you can swim like a mermaid. There are cloth ones that are cheap but if you want one that is more realistic then you could get a silicone one that costs more money. 3. Wear makeup that gives off that mermaid vibe, blues and greens work great. If you are going in the water make sure you wear waterproof makeup. (optional) 4. You ...